Step 1. Watch the following and be amazed.
Step 2. The true Hollywood story.
This (three-toed box) turtle was one of Bullet's victims...found in the woods and brought back to the yard as a play toy.
Which persuaded everyone in the vicinity that it was a play toy...
Exhibit A. turtle petting.
Exhibit B. turtle poking.
Exhibit C. The "are you in there?" questioning.
Then, our little turtle had enough.
He saw his only hope. The large decoy turtle before him.
He meandered around and found his way into the command rig.
And the rest was history. The wise old (in this case young) turtle wins again.